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Friday
d00d, I am totally gonna make a million with this one: The Aliens have landed! And they've landed in the front lawn of the Hamilton Ipswitch Memorial Psychiatric Hospital! On a quiet weekend in Vancouver, when most of the staff is away celebrating Boxing Day, Head Nurse Roger Dingletooth (Norm MacDonald) and Jr. Accountant Stella Abdelbomb (Debbi Mazar) find themselves humanity's last hope against the onslaught of a trove of violent door-shaped aliens intent on destroying humanity out of sheer malice! Now Roger and Stella must mold the deranged mental patients into an elite fighting force with the help of convicted serial flasher Burt Higgum (Oliver Platt) before the door-shaped aliens close the door on humanity forever! Catch the patriotic fervor in the new blockbuster, Alien Crazy! Go write your own! Don't steal my buzz. from atom @ 2/23/2001 05:30:54 PM | permalink | The United States Postal Service has gone to the number one spot with a bullet of the Organizations I Hate Top 20 Countdown. I ordered a copy of the ass-kicking and gun-shooting game Oni from Compuexpert last week, and it was shipped Priority Mail. This week, I realized that I hadn't received it yet. I called Compuexpert and they said that the tracking number for my package was listed as delivered, and that was all they could do. A call to the Post Office garnered the same result: computer says it's delivered, so you must have it. The mail carrier swears he never delivered it. So some cock in the Post Office is playing my damn game.Memo to myself: Do the dumb things I gotta do. I thought there'd be catering. from atom @ 2/22/2001 05:37:19 PM | permalink | SPIDERGOAT, the world's mightiest server, is now running. A is putting Half-Life on it as we speak.I hate A's lame-ass 'Natural' Microsoft keyboard. I can't stand having the stuff all split up like this. See, I can't type the right way, and this keyboard doesn't help. I gotta go slap A around now. from atom @ 2/20/2001 10:31:07 PM | permalink | This morning, I am suffering from Thumbupassitis and Hurry Up and Wait Syndrome. All things considered, I'd rather have the Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.The word 'woogie' is really funny if you look at it. More later about the sad last night of the Lizard Lounge. from atom @ 2/19/2001 10:43:33 AM | permalink |
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