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Friday
An open letter to the news department at the place what I work at: The images that go into the photo galleries on the website need to be 436 pixels wide by 295 pixels high. This is also known as 436x295. I have sent process documents about this. I have explained it in person. I have corrected images from your people over and over again. This is not rocket surgery: it's two simple three-digit numbers. 436. 295. 436 by 295. Not 295 by 436. Not 435 by 291. Not 310 by 310. Not the letter L by the color brown. Not an episode of the hit TV show M.A.S.H. by the soundtrack for the movie Grease. Four hundred and fucking thirty-six by two hundred and fucking ninety-five. Get it straight. I would make a joke here about how a pistol might have a seven-day waiting period, but I can be back from Wal-Mart with a shotgun in 30 minutes or less like my name was Domino's, but I shan't make that joke. I have no intention of shooting anyone. Stabbing is better. from atom @ 4/11/2008 02:54:00 PM | permalink | (0) comments me: I hates computerses. I'm going to become a shepherd. Emily: But you hate the outdoors. me: Indoor shepherd? Emily: You'd better not bring any sheeps into our apartment. If you think cleaning the cat litter is stinky, I think you'll be impressed with sheep poop. And there's no litter for that. from atom @ 4/10/2008 04:13:00 PM | permalink | (0) comments
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